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imgonnariverdance: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: yeeitsanna: sta...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:39:14 -0400

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

yeeitsanna:

starrysleeper:

lacigreen:

vanillacherries:

i-am-god-like:

how did he know?

i just wanted to belong

shame………………………………..

“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

Cheers, fellow sluts

Sticks and stones.

what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?

I accept.

And proud.

fuck u got me

it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading

The men of tumblr > everywhere else.

The men of tumblr.

I want to date them all.

BABES.

It’s always a good day when the Men of Tumblr have been on my dash

The hot men of tumblr.

Hey slut team ! Wich ones of you are single ?

Marry me all of you

shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:44:13 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

madturbating: today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:29:54 -0400

madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:34:01 -0400

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

i shit you not

you feel me

no but get this

i’m just sayin

let me explain you a thing

and yeah

[s]: John: Enter Village

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:04:28 -0400

[s]: John: Enter Village

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Fri, 17 May 2013 05:35:10 -0400

buzzfeedceleb: George Takei responds to fans of traditional...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:50:14 -0400

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

bloodcaste: johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:06:47 -0400

bloodcaste:

johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:23:21 -0400

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

didney-worl-no-uta: I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and oh my god NOOSE...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:51:53 -0400

didney-worl-no-uta:

I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and

oh my god

NOOSE BURGER

goshdoka: okay but imagine ishimaru putting a ‘days since last murder’ plaque up in the cafeteria

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:54:42 -0400

goshdoka:

okay but imagine ishimaru putting a ‘days since last murder’ plaque up in the cafeteria

mach712: celeryandhummus: (x) kristen loves women and she...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:52:51 -0400

mach712:

celeryandhummus:

(x)

kristen loves women and she doesn’t take shit

It’s wonderful how much of this game she is not playing.

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 05:59:11 -0400

Whose Line Is It preview clip (x)

Wed, 15 May 2013 05:46:26 -0400

Whose Line Is It preview clip (x)

westbor0baptistchurch: Stepping into a puddle with a sock.

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:25:44 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

Stepping into a puddle with a sock.

fuckyeahterrypratchett: nightwatch, Terry Pratchett by...

Tue, 14 May 2013 05:35:25 -0400

fuckyeahterrypratchett:

nightwatch, Terry Pratchett

by *MarcSimonetti

alexinatree: Getting there…

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:29:50 -0400

alexinatree:

Getting there…

nutfound: ACTUAL EFFORT no way

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:16:02 -0400

nutfound:

ACTUAL EFFORT no way

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:10:50 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

ask-thesmallestwolf-howleen: dneaves: bloody-nips: is that...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:01:11 -0400

ask-thesmallestwolf-howleen:

dneaves:

bloody-nips:

is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

I think that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone

Well I’ll be Dimmadamned.