May 2013
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gingerhaze:
AND I’M NOELLE
DO NOT FORGET MY NAME
mervolio:
what if in hope’s peak nobody ever killed anyone but monobear had the trial room set up so they’d just hold trials for like regular stuff.
omg naegi has a crush on someone and isn’t telling anyone who is it we’re having a trial everyone proceed to the trial room immediately
in-this-dream:
everything i see in Dangan Ronpa im like
“that could be used as a weapon.”
“oh is that a fish tank? yeah that could be used as a weapon.”
“vegetables? uh oh”
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
squarekun:
reckling-turtle:
how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?
the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!
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shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
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bloodcaste:
johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
didney-worl-no-uta:
I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and
oh my god
NOOSE BURGER
goshdoka:
okay but imagine ishimaru putting a ‘days since last murder’ plaque up in the cafeteria
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westbor0baptistchurch:
Stepping into a puddle with a sock.
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
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fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
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triptrippy:
im gonna make another comic about naegi and leon marching band au tomorrow but now i must sleep hoihoihoi
I didn’t know I needed this until I saw this post and now I really want it omg
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kardashiane:
start the schoolyear like
end the schoolyear like
HEY! YOU CAN GET FREE SHIT HERE!!!
lady-bunny-tooth:
EVERYONE who reblogs this will get a custom troll
based off their blog!!! Ends may 13th.
your submit has to be open, otherwise you aren’t getting shit
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“You can do this. You’re a person who can exist in real life.”
– Marius Pontmercy to himself, Book II (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
calmtempest:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
So I told a couple of my guy friends who play skyrim.
They looked like they had achieved enlightenment. It seems this knowledge means a lot
