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Blogging 101

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spooky-cake:

ectosleuth:

When you only use mechanical pencils and they require a number 2 for a test

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They specify ‘number 2’ because that’s the hardness of the led in the pencil. It’s to make sure grading machines can actually read the bubbles that are marked. The specification of the pencils is meaningless otherwise. Anyone who says you can’t use mechanical pencils is an uptight stickler for rules that don’t really apply anymore.

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breastforce:

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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mistress-laufeyson:

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

oh i thought this would be useful for when your parents walk by but ok

(Source: nosuchthingasfiction, via internet-sexplorers)

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battledad:

venusaurphobia:

phonetap:

the way he says “ridged chips” is on the top of 2014’s best sounds of the twenty four teens

maybe a dijon mustard spread

I’m talkin about ice cream on the side

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elghoul-nan:

officialvarrictethras:

like

why do darkspawn have money?

is there a darkspawn market somewhere?

did i just kill them for their lunch money????????

The Archdemon kissing each and every Darkspawn forehead as they leave, giving them lunch money and making sure their sword is sharp enough before wiping its claws on its floral apron and returning to itss hiding spot

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